A Guide to Getting Over Him Quickly

Megan from Penn State recently posted a guide to getting over the breakup blues on College Candy. Her advice is to "delete him," "replace him," don't give him time, "refocus on you," and "make a hate list."

There are a lot of truths in this guide. The sweetest revenge is to go out with your single lady friends, look smoking hot and have a GREAT time. Let's face it, after a breakup or a break-off, we always want the other person to be miserable without us. With that said, put on your classy lady dancing shoes and go out there and be your fun, humorous, charming, beautiful self. At the very most, word will get back to almost lover that you are doing wonderful, and at the very least, you will go out and have a kick-ass time.

If you are one of those classy chicks that puts their heart into every relationship and find it stomped on from time to time, read Megan from Penn State's Guide to Getting Over Him Quickly on College Candy. You can always find a link to College Candy under classy blogs we love!

All my best,
SH

Coming Out on Top: A Classy Chick's Guide to Perfect Breakup Sex

Warning: The following is a true account of a breakup gone right. It is not for the faint of heart. Please do not attempt under the influence of alcohol, because then you will just look trashy. Be advised that this takes extreme girl-balls and a clear mind, and always, always, consult your fellow chicks before attempting. Enjoy!

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If this was an episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?," we would begin by sitting around a campfire and announcing "The Tale of the Maneater." But, it is not so lets get started.

It all started when SS broke up with her boyfriend. Like any girl, at first she was devastated. Everything seemed to have been going great, but looking back it was for the best. However, there was a looming feeling over her head of unfinished business. And like any classy chick, business should never be left unattended.

After the breakup, SS layed low for a few weeks. Post girlfriend consultation and the obligatory boy-bashing stage, she was almost back to fighting shape. One night, it had finally hit her that she had not gotten any action in a couple of weeks (and lets be honest, a girl has needs,) and to remedy the situation she texted the "ex." It started out innocently enough:

7:00 pm
SS: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
EX: Not much, just hanging out at the house. Maybe heading to the bar later.
SS: Oh nice, well let me know whats up tonight.
EX: Sounds good.

10:00 pm
SS: Can I tell you something? It's a little trashy.
EX: Uh, sure.
SS: Are you by yourself?
EX: Well, I'm at the bar with 'Tweedle-Dee'* and 'Tweedle-Dum'*
SS: Ok well, I'm really horny and I wanna see you.
EX: I'll be home in 20 minutes. The front door is unlocked.

*names changed to protect idiot friends

Not everyone can be as lucky as this, but this was a perfect opportunity for her to strike. Why should guys be the only ones to take matters into their own hands?

Within a half an hour, SS arrived at EX's house and let herself in. When he came out to greet her, she had already started taking off her clothes. He tried making small talk, but I beleive her exact words were, "this isn't a social call, now get in the bedroom." Now SS has always had a fiesty personality and a take charge attitude, and this is no exception. But, over the course of the evening, shit got serious. Aside from taking the reins and making the rules, SS repeatedly told EX that she was there strictly for business and that she didn't have time for silly things like cuddling and kissing.

When the evening was drawing to a close and EX asked her to spend the night, she said "sorry, I have more important things to do. I will see you later." The goodnight kiss insued and she turned away without another word. Since then, she has received numerous "Hey, how is it going?" texts from EX and various invitations to hang out.

And now, a word from our sponsor, SS:

Ladies, the most important thing I learned from this experience is that its okay to get what you want and take charge as long as everyone is willing to have a good time (although, at one point in the evening, EX told me that he wasn't used to this kind of attitude from me and that he felt like he was being taken advantage of -- and he liked it). Why should we sit by the phone and pine away at some silly boy thats not going to call when we can just put it all out on the table and get what we want with no strings attached?

Just be sure to remember that this isn't recommended for just anyone and that it shouldn't be attempted after a super serious breakup or with someone that you can't just remain emotionally distant from.

Here are some ground rules and some tips for coming out on top:

• First and foremost, make sure you smell good and brush your teeth. We are classy chicks after all, and you want to make sure to impress your target.
• Make sure its on YOUR terms. Don't be the booty call, be the booty caller.
• Leave the lights on. Trust me. This is a game changer.
• Feel free to try the "no small talk rule". Again, its not a social event, its bedroom-invite only.
• I recommend going to their place. It makes it easier to be mysterious and leave time for a quick exit.
• Don't spend the night. Spending the night leads to cuddling and kissing -- which is for amateurs.
• And finally, always leave them wanting more. But, don't always give them more. Breakup sex is about the perfect and most fun end to a relationship that just didn't work out for the right reasons. Don't make it out to be more than that.

Be smart. Be safe. Be sexy.

xo - The Classy Chicks.

Shoes...Oh my God, Shoes

Well, I finally decided to stop procrastinating and make a contribution to our lovely blog. If there’s one thing in fashion I would have to say I love the most, it would be SHOES! So what should you know about shoes? Well, here are seven simple rules for the best accessory to any outfit.

SOME OF MY FAVS:

Number 1: Pick comfort first

The number one rule of thumb for picking out shoes should be comfort. One thing that could ruin your work day, trip to the store, or night out on the town is that excruciating pain from wearing shoes that are just murder on your feet. If you are going to buy a pair of shoes, make sure they fit you properly and are easy on your feet. A proper fit means your foot doesn’t slip out or down the shoe when walking, you have a little wiggle room, and the shoes fit snuggly, not tight!

Number 2: Make sure you can walk in them

Some people can wear the highest of heels and walk like they are in sneakers, but that’s not everyone. When trying the shoes on, walk around the store; try them out. A classy chick knows how to walk in her shoes and hold her own. The last thing you need when at a club is not being able to dance the night away without wiping out.

Number 3: Break in your new shoes

Wear your shoes around your house. It may feel weird to be wearing high heels with your sweats, but this will help with comfort and as an added bonus heels are great for building sexy thigh muscles.

Number 4: Don’t be too matchy

Wearing a little black dress doesn’t mean wearing a black heel or flat. Try a bright color that will add a little pop to your outfit like red or leopard print. That little extra color can go a long way.

Number 5: Keep your feet warm

Be kind to your feet! They, along with your hands are the first parts of your body that become cold because your heart will pump blood to your vital organs (the core of your body) to keep warm. So wear shoes that are appropriate for the weather; that includes those hot summer days too. Boots (…a.k.a Uggs) were made for the winter and that’s the season they should stay in.

Number 6: Stay within your budget

It’s okay to splurge once and awhile, but don’t jump at the designer shoes so quickly. You can find almost the exact same pair of shoes at a cheaper price, if you just take the time to look. Be sure to watch for sales and the Internet sites for many stores have web exclusives, where you can find items at a lower price if you purchase them online.

Number 7: Have fun!

Whether your 5’9” or 4’9”, wear the style you want to wear. Don’t be intimidated to wear sky high heels because you are afraid you will tower over others. Own your height! Being a shorter girl myself, I've felt like flats wouldn’t look so flattering on me, but it is all about how you wear them. For example, if you wear flats with skinny jeans, make sure the jeans stop at you ankle. Jeans that are too long will shorten your legs even more.

Remembering these simple tips can help save you from a fashion disaster and help boost your confidence. There's nothing sexier or classier than a strong confident woman!

Stay Classy!

LL